Sunday, August 15, 2010

Condoms

So my husband & I have been watching To Catch a Predator on MSNBC. I really hope they're actually bringing that show back since I support anyone engaging in the hunt for criminals (of course, if I had my way I'd just allow Chris Hansen, law enforcement, whoever to shoot them on sight but if you keep up w/this blog, you already know how I feel about child molesters).

As an aside, a life rule: Avoid any man who calls himself Pepe. One of the predators on the show was named Pepe as well as an illegal I know of who beat his own child + the mother of 2 of his kids. Any Pepes who aren't scumbags: go redeem your tarnished name. Ideally, take out these scumbags. Please???

So one of the smoking guns used to blast people on To Catch a Predator is the guy carrying condoms to the house used for the investigations. The men will say that they always carry condoms.

Right...like all you men just carry condoms in case you see some nice looking thing walking down the street & just go have sex right there. I know all my exes did this. Yeah, you just can't get through the day without using at least 3-4 condoms right? Sex addicts don't count; I'm talking about the average guy just living from day to day.

I think if this actually happened, there'd be far fewer late night trips to the drug store for condoms.

Oh, and if I happen to know you & you do this, please don't tell me. I don't want to hear about it. I also don't need to hear or see more stories about sexual encounters in public places in NYC; the stuff I've seen & heard would creep you out.

That being said, why do we never hear about anyone stocking condoms in a bomb shelter or for the end of the world stockpile of supplies? Might one want to fornicate safely after the end of the world calamity hits? After all, you never know what diseases someone might have, you might not have a spouse around & let's face it: people who aren't getting laid are generally very unpleasant to deal with.

I also though of something else one might want in their shelter; good, mind altering drugs. At least that would make life after the end of the world more interesting & might calm some folks down, huh? I'm not a survivalist so none of this applies to me but you would think one would consider stockpiling condoms & pot. Perhaps some ingredients for & someone who can make LSD as well.

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